Bella is so boring and insipid. *yawn* Such a dork.
Always tripping over her own feet and staring dreamily at Edward with big, calf-like eyes.
Even her name and surname sound like clichés.
After the advent of 50 Shades of Grey, I'm starting to wonder if I shouldn't up this to 3 stars, in spite of the issues the feminist in me has with this, since 50 Shades is about a million times worse - not to mention that at least SM's prose isn't as bad as that of EL James or even of Suzanne Collins.